Take An Ice Cream Break ?

• Honestly, we love it, every order, every customer, every social media comment, review and every email we get through COVID-19 keeps us going until the next one. THANK YOU, our customers for trusting, loving and supporting us during this historical moment in time. We love you too.
• …grab some of our bars or barks, chop them up and stick them into this recipe. Cobble together your own creations, be the mad scientist you always wanted to be. Smoked ice cream? Hell yes, let’s get philosophical. Explore the vastness of the universe by chopping up a box of our Galaxy Truffles for a new flavour in every bite!
• Or … want to stop adulting and grab a small mental health break to get your energy to face the second half of 2020? Turn yourself into a blanket burrito and enjoy Sunday morning cartoons but instead of cereal and milk, it’s ice cream and our Cereal Killer Bark. BAM! ?

? Vanilla Ice Cream ?

Margo says – ”This is my go-to recipe because you can always customize it by adding whatever flavourings or add-ins you’re in the mood for.”

Ingredients:

• 1 cup sugar
• ¼ teaspoon salt
• 7 large egg yolks
• 1 ½ cups whole milk*
• 1 cup whipping cream*
• 1 vanilla bean (or 1 tablespoon vanilla extract)

Instructions:

1. In a bowl, whisk together egg yolks, sugar and salt until pale and fluffy. You should be able to drizzle some with your whisk and see it leave a trail.
2. Split vanilla bean and scrape out seeds. Pour milk into a medium sized pot, add seeds and pod from vanilla bean and bring to a simmer.
3. Remove from heat and temper with the egg yolk mixture. Pouring the hot milk very slowly and whisking the eggs as you go.
4. Return mixture to pot and place on burner at medium-low heat. Whisk constantly until mixture slightly thickens and perfectly coats the back of a spoon.
5. Pour through a strainer into a clean bowl. Stir in whipping cream, as well as vanilla extract if using instead of vanilla bean.
6. Let chill in the fridge for 24 hours before churning.
7. Follow directions for your ice cream maker, then chill for 2 hours.

Meet The GOoDS Crew

SAM

Commander-in-Sweets
aka Founder, Co-Owner, Award-Winning Designer, and Master Creator

• All of our cookies (especially the chewie-chocolate chip) and our Sea Witch truffle.

• Chaotic neutral equal opportunity nerd — I love them all, with special shoutouts to Star Wars, Mass Effect, Muppets, Sandman, Farscape, DC, Disney Villains and Magic.

• Is working a hobby? Otherwise I enjoy board games, video games, painting terrain for miniature games like Batman Miniatures and snuggling with my pup Shadow. I’m also learning how to play kalimba for my Bard D&D character who doesn’t know she’s magical… yet.

• From the dawn of the human race there have been two things that have always brought people together: stories, and good food. I have always been a geek– I started as a kid with Star Wars, Renaissance Festivals, Pirates, and BTTF– and started baking when I was two. Mixing the two together came naturally to me. Through these two mediums that are so good at bringing people together regardless of their differences, I aim to make the world a sweeter place.

• Felucia is my favourite planet but there are way too many things that would try to eat me so that’s out…. After some deep thought, I would want to visit every planet, but I would want to live on Mandalor if this was before the clone wars. If it was after then I would want to put down roots on Naboo or with the Wookies on Kashyyyk. (Don’t judge me, I like the quiet pretty life with things that don’t try to kill me and Cloud City would be too boring and there aren’t enough trees.)

• I would go be a pirate with Anne Bonny and Jack Rackham for a while before popping over to the set of “Adventures of the Starkiller” (Star Wars: A New Hope’s working title) and watch the magic unfold while getting to meet the troublesome trio and the rest of the cast.

• #spoileralert, I chose Synthesis, but regardless of which choice you made, I’ll meet you at the bar.

MERIDITH

Emperor Chocolatine

aka Co-owner, Chief Marketing Officer and Taste-tester

• Just one?! Daily fresh baked chocolate cookies and Sloane’s Heavenly Cream Tea make my heart sing

• Top Gun, Retro gaming, Pinball, Pikmen, Harry Potter, Seinfeld, Marvel, Walking Dead, Pixar

• Board games, cooking/baking, interior design, video games, spending time with friends/family, raising 2 awesome boys

• Wow…this could take a while. As a child of the 70s/80s and proud GenX-er, I grew up battling it out with my older brother on our head-to-head Coleco football game handheld or Vanguard, Berzerk or Pac-man on our Atari 2600. That began my first nerd passion that continued through the Super Nintendo years. Cut to post-university, a few years in NYC working in high-tech public relations and then remembering where my passion truly lay after playing Myst and seeing the first Playstation games — the video game industry. I spent almost 20 years helping to market every kind of game from Looney Tunes Duck Dodgers to Driver to Unreal Tournament through 4 different console and handheld cycles including the not long-lived but much loved Sega Dreamcast. My career highlight was creating the publishing arm for Digital Extremes from the ground up to self-publish our most successful game, Warframe. After that I pulled a Costanza and left on top. Beyond that I’ve been an avid cook, baker and amateur cake decorator since I was 6 years old so when I met Sam it seemed like a perfect match of our collective creative nerd forces!

• The exposed brick wall and art we’ve added to it is so fun and oddly enough the wallpaper we put in the cafe bathroom is one of my favorite decorations, also the cafe tables and chairs we chose especially the wingback chairs in the window really help add the charm to a comfy, cozy, quirky cafe.

• Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible – kick-ass mom’s rule!

• I’ve put a lot of thought into this after too many seasons of the Walking Dead. Normally I’m a sniper fan but in the zombie apocalypse you need to polish all kinds of killing skills so I think I’d work on my melee attacks to stay agile. My stronghold would be a solar or windmill-powered farm in Montana or Idaho where population is scarce but living off the land is plentiful.

MARGO

Cake Wizard

aka Cake Decorator

• Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Twin Peaks, the film industry/filmmakers

• Arts and crafts, LEGO minifigures, film photography, cringing through 90 Day Fiance

• I think I would say the Stranger Things cake I did with Sam [which can be seen on our Instagram!]. I think the demogorgon I created looks really cool; I like sculpting figures.

• Blueberry! Warm blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream… oh boy.

• Hmm. I feel like I should say Rivendell because of how gorgeous it is, but it’s also just so fancy. Maybe too fancy. For me. Hahah. Would have to be The Shire, even though that’s probably the most obvious answer. I just love the small town feel, gorgeous little houses with all the beautiful wood interiors, rolling hills and gardens… * drifts off into daydreams *

NATASHA

Dough Whisperer

aka Baker

• Garlic Parmesan Scones and Texas Cheesecake Massacre

• Scooby Doo, Mortal Kombat, Fire Emblem, DC (Villains in particular)

• D&D, video gaming, baking, writing

• I’d be a Rainbow Chip cookie, crispy and colourful.

• Well I’d have to say Golden Deer, but most of my favourite students come from the Black Eagles house.

• Easy, Erron Black simply because he is a handsome cowboy so he wins at life.

MANDY

Chief Chocoholic

aka Chocolatier

• Double Chocolate Raspberry Cake and Chocolate Chip Cookie

• It’s hard to pick but there’s a special place in my heart for Disney Princesses, Harry Potter, D&D, and comic books

• Chasing my kids (6 and 7), baking sourdough bread, painting, watching too much TV

• The most intriguing bonbon I’ve had was from Onyx and flavoured like Tom Yum Soup.

• I am a Hufflepuff and my patronus is a Doe.

• Belle; fiercely loyal and uniquely herself, she stands up for what she believes in and doesn’t take crap from anyone, especially Gaston.

MARIANNE

E-mail Gremlin

aka Marketing and Community Management

• Eldritch Blast

• Steven Universe, Sailor Moon, Animal Crossing, horror movies

• Cosplay, hand-sewing, reading, video games, drawing, witchery

• Probably Sailor Pluto, who is the guardian of the portals of space and time. Potentially not fully human. Has great style, cares for others, super cute with a little dash of darkness

• I’m definitely a kitchen witch. All my favourite witchy things are centred on the home. And what could be more enchanting than a delicious cookie, baked with love?

• Probably Opalite? It’s definitely super pretty but its appearance will change depending on whether it’s placed on a black or white background. It’s mostly milky in colour but reflects oranges, pinks, blues, and violets. Opalite is apparently all about self-worth and self-esteem and I dig that! It is also supposed to be good for smoothing tough transitions in life and helping keep things on an even keel.

KELSEY

Head Cafe NPC

aka Front of House Supervisor

• Sponge Toffee

• Cardcaptor Sakura, Harry Potter, Animal Crossing

• Competitive cosplay (local and international), embroidery, video games

• Their excitement when they walk into the shop or visit our convention booths.

• Hearing our team name called when we won the honour of representing Canada in Nagoya, and hearing our Country called when we passed to the second round/ Finals at the World Cosplay Summit. And not a memory per se but all the wonderful friends I’ve made around the world through the hobby!

• Saint, that raccoon lets me pay back my 0 interest loan at my own pace. I wish he could give me a mortgage in real life.

DAMIAN

Humble Cash Monkey

aka Front of House Team

• Salted Caramel Cookie

• Destiny 2, Haikyuu!!, ONE OK ROCK

• Volleyball, doodling, napping with cats

• The Christmas + New Year board that said “Merry Geekmas & a Happy Nerd Year” in Star Wars font.

• I’m a crayon-eating Titan main/Exos for life.

• Easy, shounen protagonist. I believe in the Power of Friendship.

KIRA

Merchant’s Apprentice

aka Front of House Team

• Cookies and Cream Cake

• Disney (esp. Villains), Jim Henson, Pokémon, RPDR

• Reading, jigsaw puzzles, handicrafts, movies, quirky video games

• Butterbeer, in all its sparkly magical glory.

• Leaving aside Ursula, who already is a drag queen (see also: Divine), definitely Cruella de Vil. A cackling high-fashion queen who’d crush the sewing challenges and read the other queens for filth.

• The Grand Budapest Hotel. Big cast, bright aesthetic, hijinks… Like, how has there NOT been a Wes Anderson/Muppets joint at this point?

RYAN

Mild-Mannered Reporter for the Daily Bugle

aka Photographer and Videographer

• Leftover cake from YouTube episode filming

• Horror/genre films, and whatever video game I’m currently playing

• Harassing my cats, making bleeps and bloops on a two-tier table of synthesizers, Twitch streaming classic games (twitch.tv/ry_tron), paying off my mortgage to Tom Nook

• That time I filmed Sam get murdered by Michael Myers. What a nice day.

• Catbus, from My Neighbor Totoro

• Sega Saturn, as my mind is often on another planet and my films have only gotten stranger over time.

GOoDie

Lovable Mischievous Mascot

aka The Lovable Mischievous Mascot

• Neptune caramel sea salt chocolate truffle and the customers that stay after closing.

• Oh pirates and steampunk for sure! But also pingpong because I always win. I also have a soft spot for National Geographic, I like when they say my friends (like nessie, bigfoot and my lovable pal Ron) and I don’t exist. Cracks me up every time.

• Outside of making every genre delicious? Swimming, sculpting and sinking ships into the watery abyss. Don’t worry, I only do that on my days off.

• Sometimes I accidentally get tangled with the apron strings when I put on my apron, but otherwise tentacles are practically perfect in every way.

• Well that’s easy, obviously Kermit the frog. He’s my idol. *Starts humming Mana, Mana….

• I’m a team player and always willing to take whisks! Sometimes they don’t like that though.

– The Grand Order of Divine Sweets